you were a huge class to say the least. filled mostly with douchebags and cunts. but i will give you this. you guys changed me. i grew a thick ass skin because of you’re terrible comments and criticism. so yes. fuck all of you for tearing me down and ripping me apart. stabbing me in the back and betraying me. you guys fuckin changed my life. partly in a bad way. but i’m so much fucking stronger now because of your terrible actions. but there were the few that stood by me through all of it. listened to my cries and never left my side. so.
class of 2012.
fuck all of you. i’m so fucking glad i’ll never have to see 99% of you ever again. but to that 1%…see you around ;)
| Douche: | hey |
| Me: | hi |
| Douche: | Waddup |
| Me: | Nm |
| Douche: | Can u hang |
| Me: | probs not |
| Douche: | What you doing |
| Me: | Just got home from a fam dinner and working out soon... |
| Douche: | Can you hang insteada workin out, u already gotta smokin body |
| Me: | No. |
| Douche: | No what? U got that body girl |
| Me: | What the fuck... |
| Douche: | What? |
| Me: | Yeah I'm not hanging out |
| Douche: | Oh so someone says u got that body u stay away |
| Me: | I couldn't anyway and that just sounds stupid... |
| Douche: | I know you don't make no sense |
| Me: | I can't hang out and you sayin stupid shit about my body isn't going to change my mind...makes total sense |
| Douche: | How is it stupid... |
| Me: | Because it's degrading and I don't like shit like that |
| Douche: | That's dumb |
| Me: | I don't care. |
| end conversation. | |
| i hate douchebags. |
yes. fuck you.
here are the many ways you can be a complete douchebag.
1. call me a bitch. really. like honestly. step one to being a douche is calling somebody a bitch if they’re tired or having an off day.
2. pester me about the cuts on my thigh. you’ve asked me once and i shook it off. you asked me again and i shrugged and changed subject. until you brought it up, yet again. seriously. if i wanted you to know, i’d tell you. and you being a dick about it isn’t going to make me want to tell you…c’mon now.
3. being over physical with me. i’m really not that touchy with people. so. c’mon. just get all up on this then. really. it’ll make you a complete douche. so get in my face, and keep annoying me about it. really. you’re on your way.
4. talk about your dick. i honestly could give a shit about your tiny dick. so yeah, keep talking about it. the more you talk about it, the smaller it becomes. so you must have a fuckin nub. douchebag.
5. constantly criticising me. really. i just love being treated like shit by everybody, so when i talk to you, instead of feeling better, i’d love to feel like a piece of shit on the side of the road, so keep doin what you’re doin, asshole.
follow these 5 simple steps and you’ll officially be considered a douchebag by me and after that, you can go fuck yourself with your tiny penis.
