May 2013
rnoshcore:
giraffectionate:
the-girl-who-laughed:
pupbutt:
so a boob walks into a bra
So, I guess you can say that it was a booby trap.
Is that really the breast you can do?
i thought it was fantastit
“i want to feel orgasms in the tip of my nose and the back of my ear
in the...”
– Mira Gonzalez, “Heartbroken People With Extreme Personality Flaws” (via cigrette)
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
macaronis:
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
April 2013
16 tags
Been a looong ass time
Well, it’s already April and i’m pretty sure the last time i actually wrote something was winter break. sad life. So much shit has happened this year that if last year i found out this is who i’d become i’d be more than shocked. i mean, i’m still socially awkward around guys. but i’ve just done things i never even considered doing. i put fucking koolaid in my...
January 2013
12 tags
13 tags
just a work in progress.
We all have a story. Mine just happens to have a lot of plot twists.
I wish I could say I had a strong passion for something. I wish I could say I work towards making a change in the world. But if I did, I would be lying. And that’s one thing I try not to do. I guess the one cause I work towards the most is my own well being. And I know that sounds really selfish. So just bear with me....
December 2012
30 tags
as the year comes to an end...
I guess I just wanna reflect over the year that is almost over. It was probably the best year of my life. I met some absolutely amazing, life-changing people. Graduated from highschool, which years ago, I thought was impossible. Finally got my stomach diagnosis. Lost some insecurity and gained confidence. Went off to college and joined my sorority which has made me into a strong, confident woman....
4 tags
been a while.
I know it’s been a while. But finding out this news made me need to just write it out. I’ve never had any friends close to me that have passed. I’ve only had family members when I was younger. I just found out today one of the guys that I worked with at the climbing gym was killed in a car accident last night. Bryan was an amazing guy. He was always there for a good laugh and...
November 2012
48163264 asked: If you wanted too, I would do a sex on you.
plain white t's: hey there delilah what's it like in new york c-
delilah: HURRICANE SANDY IS FUCKIGN SHIT UP SEND HELP
darrenncolfer:
so tonight my mom asked us what we wanted for a snack and my brother said dicks and thats basically how my brother came out to the family
scampire:
roasting marshmallows over the burning corpses of your unfollowers
sspookysyrup:
what the fuck is going on
sararye:
disciple-of-delia:
If Romney gets elected can we just submit gay porn to him until he gives up?
urbanfuck:
what if no one votes tomorrow then does oprah just like step in and lead our country
Go to this website. →
cultbuscus:
ghost-plot:
tentaturkey:
And click “I am under 21.”
/dead
October 2012
I found this camera on the subway and look what...
masudasan:
avis-meum:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
I would marry this man
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen all day.
