so a boob walks into a bra
So, I guess you can say that it was a booby trap.
Is that really the breast you can do?
i thought it was fantastit
(Source: mcsnuggie, via gnarlyasfuckk)
we’re soarin’
flyin’
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
(Source: mrchocolatebear, via chrisynova)
(via findingeuphonia)
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
(via yourjewishfantasy)